Mog magnificence

"The Great I am"

I HATE SNOW

I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW
I HATE SNOW



This is not funny at all.



And it's NOT going away.



I'm not even going to look at it.

These fish are VERY entertaining...

and probably yummy...

Yawwwwn. Fish watching.

Taking it all lying down...

Taking it lying down........

I haven't posted for the longest time.... I've been busy doing IMportant Mog Things. For example, after much seeking, I have found a new place to lay my weary head for several hours a day.

It comes with convenient under-rug heating, built-in entertainment / food.

Tickle my chin!

Tickle my chin!

Americanos...

These two are apparently now related to me in some very tenuous way.

Very good, but that better not mean my food gets shared.....

Guarding the male's car...

This is my strenuous task for this evening.


I am watching the male's car, so as to make sure it doesn't just whirl off into space while it is left unattended.


Hmmmm. It's not a requirement that I actually stay awake to do it, though.....

zzzzzzzzzz.......

When the cat's away.........

This is what happens when I am upstairs asleep and not patrolling my kingdom.

It's a Mog's life.........

It's a Mog's life.........

Tough work, but someone's got to do it.



I do what I do.... and I do it very well.

I am trying to keep out of their way.

I am trying to keep out of their way.

People think I spend all my time asleep...

People seem to think that I spend all my time asleep...

This is not actually the case, but a Mog Of My Stature certainly needs his rest.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They won't find me here.

They won't find me here..............

Email pests.

LET ME GLARE AT YOU FOR JUST A MOMENT.

It's not often that I complain. But.... I feel I MUST on this occasion.

I have just had to get my technical experts to change my e-mail address.

I have had certain things done to me, as a strapping male cat, that mean that I do not need the certain body-part enhancing products that I have been offered by various companies in certain spam e-mails.

If people would like to send my people several truckloads of CAT FOOD instead, I would be most interested to see any of those emails.



I am going to have a quick sleep 'til those emails start arriving.

To prove my complete and total superiority....

They may think that they are better and more intelligent than me.

But. They. Are. Wrong.

I can do THIS and they can't because they are rubbish.

This is what happens when you create a work of art and they don't appreciate it.

This is what happens when you create a work of art and they don't appreciate it.


I can recommend this site, but think it would be a whole lot better with some photos of ME on it

While they aren't looking.......

While they aren't looking, I am going to help myself to some of MY chews.

The operative word being MY. and CHEWS.

Knitting for Mogs

The Older Female wasn't that impressed, but I actually think it's a work of genius.

I am having a quiet sit outside, to plan my next work of art while she thinks about it some more.

A Mog's right to privacy on His own property.

So..... I woke up, early, after a mere 16 hours sleep, while my humans went to that work thing that they do to keep me in food and decided that it was rather necessary for me to pop out and empty the tanks. She came home just in time and then she thought it was funny to point that silver thing at me that makes pictures.

I tried hard to ignore her and look away while I was mid-pee, but she insisted on laughing at me and taking a picture.

I don't take pictures of them, no matter what they are up to. As usual, I am less than impressed and can't wait for the day when I can trade these humans for some that are better.

I am going to have a good lie down now and think about all this....